Rex Havens: Women & Children First
- Date: 02/17/2019 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
- Location: Bloomington Center for the Performing Arts
600 N. East Street
Bloomington, Illinois 61701
REX HAVENS: WOMEN & CHILDREN FIRST
Sunday, February 17, 2019 at 3 p.m.
Best Valentine's comedy anywhere. Modern men & women with heart and a ton of laughs.
ABOUT WOMEN & CHILDREN FIRST
“Women & Children First!” Outstanding original comedy!
Who’s better - women or men? And - for the first time - based on facts, not worn stereotypes.
-Women live 5 years longer.
-Men interrupt 23 times more.
-Women laugh 60% more.
-Men cheat 60% more.
-Women have a larger vocabulary.
-Men go to prison 24 times more.
And the winner? (Hint: Rhymes with swimmin’.) Guaranteed huge laughs! New insights, and the audience leaves talking.
Fast-paced multi-media show with video, audio and over 500 stills.
WHOLESOME STAND-UP COMEDY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY
G-Rated, Ages 16 and up.
“Original, thoughtful, hilarious comedy.”
- Chicago Tribune
“Deftly delivered, consistently entertaining.”
- Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
“Insightful romp through modern romance.”
- Des Moines Register
ABOUT THE PERFORMER
Rex Havens has toured professionally in all 50 states and over 20 countries, in world-famous comedy clubs like The Improv, Catch-A-Rising Star, Funny Bones and Zanies, on television with HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central and Comic Relief, on radio with Bob & Tom and NPR, and cruise ships worldwide.
He’s the author of the hit book and CD “Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From My Wife!”, and “Complete & Total Rex”, both playing regularly on Sirius/XM’s clean comedy channels.
The goal of every show has remained the same for 20 years – for an audience to laugh loud and carefree for 2 hours, go home happy, be glad they came, and to do it in an original way they’ve never seen before.
Favorite and most frequent comment after a show: “I never knew a G-rated comedy could be that funny! I laughed so much my face hurts!” That sums up the purpose of the show – a happy audience in just the right state of facial pain.